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Video games → my favorite credits soundtrack
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You don’t have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off. And while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the baby’s soft cartilage head into something a little more modern. It might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but let’s see where the dog is going with this.
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do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”
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I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.
They just know better.
damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.
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This article is great because that author tried to put in as many dick jokes that he possibly could.
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"you’re only watching it because it’s gay"
COME ON YALL, LETS GETS SICKENING!!!!
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